sucking at life is exhausting

beighlee:

Some of the pieces I modeled today

Me being touched by people who aren’t my friends. 

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domdean:

cuntakinte:

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking slut

I hate playing “never have I ever” because I’m a fucking virgin

thescienceofjohnlock:

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

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chrc:

YOU NEED

A BIG SHEET OF PAPER & A PENCIL

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SOME MOTHER FUCKING MACCARONI (MAKE SURE THEY’RE DRY BRO DON’T WANT NO STICKY-ICKY MAP)

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AIGHT THAT SHIT DON’T LOOK LIKE NO COUNTRY I KNOW (EXCEPT MAYBE AUSTRALIA FUCK THEM THOUGH)

ORGANIZE YOUR MACCARONI! MAKE SOME FUCKING…

skillfullyinept:

In my constant struggle to make myself happy while also being a people pleaser, I have found a way to compromise on my desire to post whatever the hell I want.

Dicks are gonna be a thing on my blog now, but I will tag them as #dicks for any of my followers that would rather not see male…

I’ll reblog this again later today, just to try and make sure everyone sees it. But then tomorrow it’s just gonna be dicks all over the place. (I’m joking. Mostly. There will be a tasteful number of dicks. Because I’m nothing if not tasteful.)

ohdaesusie:

this world is so fucked up like one of my friends has carpeting in his bathroom instead of tile like how can someone hate themselves that much

A Warning That My Blog Will Finally Live Up To Its NSFW Tag

In my constant struggle to make myself happy while also being a people pleaser, I have found a way to compromise on my desire to post whatever the hell I want.

Dicks are gonna be a thing on my blog now, but I will tag them as #dicks for any of my followers that would rather not see male genitalia. I’ll probably also throw in some porn-ish stuff, but I strive to remain a super classy, R-rated blog so it probably won’t be anything too graphic. And because I’m classy as fuck, people having sex will be tagged with #sexy times. Because I’m classy and that’s a classy ass tag.

So there you have it, tags to blacklist if you want to keep following me while also not seeing dicks and/or naked wrestling. Or you could just unfollow me if you want. I’ll be sad because my self-worth is based almost entirely on what other people think of me but it’s okay, I’ll move on eventually and I swear I won’t cut your brake lines.